Keith Craig #844994
P.O. Box 37
Littlerock, Washington 98556
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Lol! Hi there. As you can tell, I spent a lot of time on my hair for these photos. You may also have noticed me standing in my superman pose, but what you can’t see is that the tag of my t-shirt is sticking out. That would be my cape. I’m no superhero, just a regular hero. I once saved a parked car from a rogue shopping cart at the Wal-Mart parking lot with no shoes on. Hero. I function at a very high level considering I donated my brain for scientific research in 2011.
So you want to know about me? Ok, I’ll start at the very beginning. I was born at a very young age. What? You too? See, we already have something in common. I am a very high energy guy who likes to laugh and have fun. I am a very loyal friend that would really appreciate someone to talk to right now. I know this is a peculiar way to meet someone, but I have found good things in peculiar situations. I once found a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool, I almost drowned, but it was cool.
So come on, holler at me. I mean, why wouldn’t you? I live in a very expensive gated community with top notch security. If you found any of this nonsense entertaining, go to www.JPay.com, and send me a message, where more rhetoric will be provided.
Date of Birth: 3-31-1974
Earliest Release Date: 3-19-2022
Maximum Release Date: 3-29-2022
Would you like letters from both sexes? Women
(This does not refer to sexual orientation)
Education: Dumber than you
Occupation before prison: Urinal Cake Taste Tester
Activities in prison: Mental Mountain Climbing
Can you receive and send emails: Yes, via www.JPay.com
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