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Peace, Allow me to introduce myself, from birth to death, we seek the ultimate friend. From the edge of da sun, to all corners of this so called planet, the soul seeks it's perfect partner! And in this respect, I am no different. So, as you sit there reading these words that could not be written to anyone else, relax yourself and smile, for someone's attempting to knock on the door to your world! Knock...Knock... May I come in for a moment? I only need a few moments of your time to introduce myself and show my line of merchandise! My name is Brian, I represent peace INC, a private concern specializing in tranquility! If you look here, you'll see some iontelligence that provides good advice at the touch of a button. In case you haven't noticed, I come in an attractive 6'3" brown package, requires little service, self cleaning, and can operate smoothly under pressure. All yours for the price of a United States postage stamp! A letter and a smile! There's one thing I intentionally neglected to mention. I'm not brand new, I'm slightly used, but no malfunctions because I come with a full warranty and a free trial offer! Have a nice day, peace.
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